escapekey:

mishaonmywaywardlesbian:

ladydireadsalot:

myt0xicvalentine:

I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.

A season a day keeps your friends away

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I’ve just got one 

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  • friend: so, what type of guys are you into?
  • me: fictional, mostly

It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care

musermatt:

laugh-addict:

when someone tells you basic information about something you’re obsessed with

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when someone tells you incorrect information about something you’re obsessed with

casey2y5:

The Winchesters are what happens when people in horror movies become self-aware

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

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thank

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shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

“When she is happy, she can’t stop talking, when she is sad she doesn’t say a word.”

Ann Brashares (via sickur)

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

davestriedr:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

imagine being trapped on a deserted island

no signs of getting home any time soon

no methods of communication

no idea where you are

but your favorite character is there with you

we’d fuck

the end

i like the way you think

# but it all depends# favourite character from what

the-winchester-initiative:

SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS 

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seerofsarcasm:

FUCK I CAN’T

tastemygayrainbow:

if you date me you get to touch my butt anytime you want

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mermaidpirate:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?

sorry. BIG hill

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners